Nova Express Times Survey On Alcoholism (Vol. 2 Track 15)

Eddie: Hello?

Ray: ...Is anybody there?

Eddie: Ya good evening.

Ray: Yes, who am I speaking to?

Eddie: Hi I'm calling on behalf of the Nova Express Times, and I'd like to ask you a few questions for a survey I'm conducting on alcoholism, and how it affects all of our lives.

Ray: I'm sorry, would you repeat that first thing again?

Eddie: Sure, I'm uh, with the, the Nova Express Times and I'd like to ask you a few questions for a survey we're conducting. Would that be okay?

Ray: Hell no, I don't have to answer any fuckin' questions. You wanna- you wanna pay you can get questions- answers but...who the...I mean exactly who do you work for?

Eddie: I work for the Nova Express Times, it's a newspaper sir.

Ray: Well, to hell with that I...

Eddie: Pardon me?

Ray: I'm not interested in that bullshit.

Eddie: ...Okay. Sir are you- have you been drinking this evening?

Ray: Absolutely.

Eddie: You have?

Ray: Hell, of course.

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Eddie: How many- how many drinks do you- do you partake in each day?

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Ray: None of your fuckin' business, goodbye and take your God damn...thing somewhere else okay?

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Eddie: You're obviously an alcoholic sir, maybe you can reach out to us?

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Ray: Heh heh heh heh. Hey listen mister, I tell you what... I've been drinking for more than sixty fuckin' years so-

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Eddie: That's amazing sir.

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Ray: And so, I mean you're some little asshole with- trying to do something, okay.

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Eddie: Sir do you think you're try to cover over um, your latent homosexuality or something?

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Ray: Heh heh heh heh piss on you... heh heh heh...