I Can Kill You from a Sitting Position (Vol. 1 Track 1)

Ray: Shut your fuckin' mouth!

Peter: Shut up! Dirty little man! Boy! Oh shut up, you. OK, boobie! You're a boobie and you belong in the boobie, bin.

Ray: Shut up!

Peter: Quiet boobie! You can't close the door any more...

Ray: You better shut... you better shut your fuckin'...

Peter: You can't close the door any more because... Hey! Hey! I told you! Don't ever attack! God damn you!

Ray: I don't attack.

Peter: Shut up little man!

Ray: Then shut your fuckin' mouth!

Peter: Shut up little man!

Ray: Shut your mouth!

Peter: You hit! You hit! You don't do that! Turn that fuckin' light off and get out of here!

Ray: Shut your fuckin' mouth!

Peter: You dirty little man!

Ray: Shut your fuckin' mouth!

Peter: Shut up dirty little man! Shut the light off and get out of here! Get out of here!

<p style="line-height: 100%">Ray: Shut yer fuckin' mouth.

<p style="line-height: 100%">Peter: Get outta here!!!

<p style="line-height: 100%">Peter: Don't you hit! Don't you hit!

<p style="line-height: 100%">Ray: ...cocksucker!

<p style="line-height: 100%">Peter: Next time you hit... next time you hit you'll be on the floor!

<p style="line-height: 100%">Ray: Go ahead! Go ahead, try it! Try it you fuckin' piece of fuckin' shit! You ain't nothin' but a fuckin' piece of shit! You try it.

<p style="line-height: 100%">Peter: You're drunk again.

<p style="line-height: 100%">Ray: I'm not drunk.

Peter: Shut up little man!

Ray: Don't call me a little man.

Peter: Then don't do it!

Ray: You fuckin' piece of shit! Shut your fuckin' mouth! You ain't nothin but a fuckin' piece of shit. Shut yer fuckin' mouth.

Peter: Shut up little man! Quit pointing your finger little man!

[neighbours knock on door]

Peter: See, there they go.

Ray: You're a God damn asshole

Peter: You're the one talking.

Ray:  Don't call me a liar y ou fuckin' piece of shit! You ain't nothin' but a god damn asshole. Shut yer fuckin' mouth............... I will not live with you!!!

Peter: You're the one talking, nobody else is............By the way here's another stupid thing, it says “reading status in Alabama.”

Ray: You claim you got it you lyin' fuckin' piece a' shit, you're a lying God damn son of a bitch. Goodnight!

Peter: Tony has said next time you find [that the door?]

Ray: Alright you fuckin' piece a' shit! Where's my, where's my package of cigarettes? Peter: I have no idea. I don't know.

Ray: You're a lyin' son of a bitch. You ain't nothin' but a fuckin' piece 'a shit and you know that. You stink.

Peter: You do it.

Ray: Good, shut your fuckin' mouth.

Peter: Do it.

Ray: Then shut yer fuckin' mouth.

Peter: Then you do it... YOU DO IT!! You try it, you try, you try, you try.

Ray: Shut yer fuckin' mouth.

Peter: Get away you little creature!

Ray: Don't call me a creature.

Peter: Yeah you are a creature!

Ray: All you are is a piece of shit.

Peter: Shut up!

Ray: Shut your fuckin' mouth!

Peter: You're the one that won't shut up!

Ray: Shut your fuckin' mouth you dirty cocksucker!

Peter: Everybody will if you do...

Ray: I have... I do have...

Peter: You are a dirty piece of, nothing.

Ray: I have...

Peter: That is why they...

Ray: I have...

Peter: ...are knocking on the door! That's why they're knocking on the door, now stop it! Shut up little man.

Ray: Shut yer fuckin' mouth.

Peter: Shut up little man.

Ray: Don't call me a little man...

Peter: Shut up little man.

Ray: ...you fuckin' piece a' shit.

Peter: Then shut up little man!

Ray: You ain't nothin' but a fuckin' piece a' shit. Don't call me a little man you cocksucker.

Peter: You are a little man!

Ray: I was a big man before you was born.

Peter: Oh that's a bunch of bullshit, you've never been a big man!

Ray: I've always been a big man.

Peter: No you haven't. You've always been a little addled, little man!

Ray: I've never been a little man you fuckin' piece of shit!

Peter: I said addled... addled, little man!

Ray: You fuckin'...

Peter: That means with no brain!

Ray: You ain't nothin' but...

Peter: Addled!

Ray: ...a fuckin' piece of shit!

Peter: Addled!

Ray: You ain't nothin' but a fuckin' piece of shit! You ain't got nothin'. You are a no good...

Peter: Well you'll see what happens!

Ray: Go ahead and try it!

Peter: I'm not gonna try it, I'm gonna let you make an idiot out of yourself!

Ray: Well I intend to...

Peter: That's fine! It'll show the way you are! And they'll throw you into the loony bin!

Ray: No way. My mind is nine tenths more intelligent than yours will ever be, cocksucker. I don't have to worry about that.

Peter: Play your game-

Ray: Go ahead, try and call 'em you cocksuckin' fuckin' piece of shit!

Peter: I'm not gonna call anybody, I'm gonna let you do it all by yourself!

Ray: All right, call 'em you fuckin' piece of shit!

Peter: [cough] No, not me! Not me! Not me!

Ray: They will... they will... they will...

Peter: [cough] [cough]

Ray: They will arrest you...

Peter: [cough] I am not going to call them! I said you do...

Ray: Well then shut your fuckin'...

Peter: ...what you want to do and we'll see what happens. You do what you want to do and see what happens and get away from me.

Ray: Then... then call 'em, if you want...

Peter: I'm not gonna call 'em!

Ray: They're...

Peter: You're saying...

Ray: ...gonna arrest you!

Peter: No! Hey darling, you said...

Ray: But you said- Hey you fuckin' piece of shit!

Peter: You said that...

Ray: Hey listen you fuckin' piece of shit!

Peter: Wait a minute!

Ray: I'm intelligent.

Peter: Don't you try it!

Ray: You're a fuckin' eh-asshole.

Peter: Ok, you try to do it! See what happens!

Ray: I will call.

Peter: Good! I won't.

Ray: I will do that.

Peter: I'll let you do it.

Ray: I'll do it.

Peter: Good.

Ray: Goodbye, Peter Haskett.

Peter: OK, you do it.

Ray: OK, I'll... I'll do it right now.

Peter: Right, you do it!

Ray: Right now. I'm gonna do it.

Peter: OK, you do it. Why aren't you cooking? You wanna cook? Why do you have to keep coming out?

Ray: Why don't you uhh... sit down...

Peter: I am sitting here, but I have to stand up when you come out because you try to attack me, and you tried to attack me before, you've spit on me, you've hit me in the balls! I will get you! Now God damn you! Get the wa- away from me!

Ray: I'll kill you.

Peter: Think so?

Ray: No, I won't attack, but...

Peter: Oh shut up little man!

Ray: Fuckin' piece a' shit. That's all you are is a piece a' shit.

Peter: I don't mind sitting here [unintelligible].

Ray: You ain't a fuckin' human being, you're a fuckin' piece of shit!

Peter: You try to attack I'll be...

Ray: Fuck that fuckin' piece of shit!

Peter: Shut up little man!

Ray: Let that cocksucker talk he ain't nothing but a...

Peter: You're the one talking, nobody else...

Ray: That fuckin' piece of shit! That ain't a human bein', that's a fuckin' piece of shit! I don't give a fuck what that... fuckin' man says... and... Go ahead, talk anything you want to.

Peter: You're too drunk to cook anyway.

Ray: You're a fuckin' piece of shit. That's all you are and all you ever have been, you fuckin' piece of shit. I wanna know how you never eat anything I cook.

Peter: I wouldn't wanna eat anything...

Ray: Fuck you, fuck you you cocksucker!

Peter: ...and you ahh... you ought to learn uhh... decent language.

Ray: I tell you what, I think! You are a piece of fuckin' shit!

Peter: Isn't that nice?

Ray: Fuck him!

Peter: Isn't that nice decent language?

Ray: Yeah, well fuck you you cocksucker.

Peter: Ha ha ha!

Ray: Try it, try to fuck with me...

Peter: Ha ha! Ha ha!

Ray: Go ahead and try to fuck with me you fuckin' piece of shit! I tell you what, I'll kick the shit out of you...

Peter: Do it.

Ray: ...any fuckin' time you try anything.

Peter: Do it. Try.

Ray: You ain't nothin' but a fuckin' piece of shit.

Peter: Try it! Try it, man!

Ray: I'm ready.

Peter: If you're a man, try it!

Ray: I'm ready any time you wanna try it, you fuckin' piece of shit!

Peter: If you're a man...

Ray: Go ahead and try it you fuckin' piece of shit!

Peter: No no.

Ray: You ain't nothing but a fuckin'...

Peter: You attack. You attack.

Ray: You ain't nothin' but a fuckin'...

Peter: Little man, try it otherwise if you attack, I'll kill you.

Ray: You think...

Peter: Because I don't care.

Ray: You... you think...

Peter: Shut up little man!

Ray: You think you can kill me, huh?

Peter: Yeah.

Ray: Ok, you fuckin' piece of shit. I know how to kill. You don't know how to kill.

Peter: I do.

Ray: No you don't.

Peter: Oh you're...

Ray: You're a fuckin' piece of shit.

Peter: Oh, you're, guy- This has been the fate that you've been talking about...

Ray: Shut up you... little fuckin' p- cocksucker!

Peter: I don't have...

Ray: Any time you want to kill me...

Peter: I don't have to stand up.

Ray: ...do it! Do it! Do it!

Peter: I don't have to stand up.

Ray: Do it! I know how to kill!

Peter: I'm ready, I'm ready right here.

Ray: I know how to kill!

Peter: I don't have to stand up.

Ray: But you don't know how to kill.

Peter: I don't have to stand up, I am [unintelligible].

Ray: You're a lyin' fuckin' piece of shit!

Peter: Oh yeah... uh, why don't you try?

Ray: You ain't...

Peter: Why don't you try...

Ray: You ain't nothin'!

Peter: Why don't you try little man?

Ray: You ain't nothin' you...

Peter: Then why don't you try little man?

Ray: ...lyin' cocksucker.

Peter: I don't have to stand up.

Ray: You ain't nothin'.

Peter: I don't have to stand up. I'm willing to sit here, and know how to take care of it.

Ray: The man is a damn fool.

Peter: I don't need to stand up! You're the one standing up and bullying! I'm sitting here and I tell you I will get you.

Ray: Better get... better s- claim, claim.

Peter: I'm ready at any time!

Ray: Shut the fuckin'... bullshit!

Peter: Don't tell me anything, I am ready at any time, and I will do it from a sitting position!

Ray: I've killed more people than...

Peter: I don't care what you've done, you're a big liar!

Ray: Don't call me a liar you...

Peter: You are a liar!

Ray: ...fuckin' cocksucker.

Peter: You said that you've killed seventeen people and that's a lie! I get tired of these lies of yours! I can kill you from, a sitting down position! As long as I know what kind of a stupid thing, you're gonna try.