I Was a Mean Motherfucker In My Time (Vol. 2 Track 2)

[Phone ringing]

Mitch: Raymond?

Ray: Hello?

Mitch: Hey Ray, say this is Ardell again, I just ah- I forgot to leave a message last time when I spoke with you.

Ray: This is who?

Mitch: This is Ardell, I was asking for Tony before?

Ray: Oh, yeah.

Mitch: Do you ah.. you didn’t tell me where Tony was and I, I, y'know you didn't give me a phone number or anything.... Is there a phone number I can reach him at?

Ray: Absolutely not, ummm......Excuse me, exactly what do you...

Mitch: Well I used to...

Ray: Why, why do you wanna...?

Mitch: Well I was just in town here in the city and I knew Tony lived here and I ain't seen him in a long time and, he owes me a little money.

Ray: Well....

Mitch: Does he still live with you Ray?

Ray: Oh, hell no, he doesn't live here.

Mitch: He doesn't live there anymore. Is he still a queer?

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Ray: Huh, hey listen you son of a bitch, heh heh heh. You, you, you, you're not very fuckin' smart if you thought Tony was a queer.

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Mitch: Well y'know that's OK with me, I don't mind if Tony's queer, I was just wondering...

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Ray: Hey look, hey look you asshole, forget it. Would you mind just, don't call this number again don't, suggest a thing like that again. Hey look, I was a mean motherfucker in my time and I still am.

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Mitch: Well I know you're-

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Ray: Don't, don't, don't ever suggest a thing like that ever again. Ever!

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Mitch: Well Ray-

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Ray: Tony, Tony was tougher than you'll ever be and I am too.

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Mitch: Well I don't mean to offend you-

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Ray: To-would you mind [?] what is it you wanna do?

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Mitch: You must, you must be queer too then Ray-

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Ray: Hey you cocksucker! I tell you what you fuckin' piece 'a shit! How would you like me down the street!? I'll show you what a queer is! You cocksucker!

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Mitch: What should I do grab my ankles Ray?

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Ray: What, hey where you wanna meet me?

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Mitch: I'll meet you out front of O'Looney's.

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Ray: Heh he you cocksucker, you, hey you fuckin' piece 'a shit! Get yer ass out-

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Mitch: Alright... let's go right now.

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Ray: Hey, would you mind gettin', lost?

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Mitch: Well I just tried-

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Ray: I'm gonna kick the shit out of you if I ever see you, you fuckin' piece 'a shit!

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Mitch: How 'bout if we meet in fifteen minutes in front of O'Looney's?

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Ray: I ain't gonna meet you, you cocksucker! Get lost you motherfucker!

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Mitch: You're just a little man, I knew you were a little man.

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Ray: Hey! Don't call me a little man you fuckin' piece 'a shit! I tell you what, you're a piece 'a shit!

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Mitch: Well, yer a little man.

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Ray: You ain't nothin', you ain't nothin' you cocksucker.

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Mitch: No that's not true, yer nothin'.

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Ray: Yer nothin'!

<p style="margin-bottom: 0cm">Mitch: That's fuckin' a lie, I'm tired of these lies.